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its me....JESSICA.   
10:33pm 09/04/2006
  well, im not really jessica. im ali. hello.

i bought a shirt with many apples on it and i feel so delicious...

my little delicious. oh, sana. you make me......well, im already cool, but you make me a sliver bit cooler! yeah!!

um. grandma is seventy today, and im pretty sure shes going to live forever. ...

annnnnnnnnnnnd scene.
 
     

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wow. its been a while.   
10:55am 08/04/2006
  so im in florida and i love it. everyone at the bar...gosh, theyre great. what a good family i have here in florida. if only i could take all of my friends to florida to live in happiness forever on the beach.

i love miguel,rachel,aaron, and andrea. what cool cats. they make me laugh so much...especially when miggy is giving pimp tips about avocados to a big black guy. good times.

so some guy wouldnt let me in the bar. i was about to threaten to fire him. later on, he turned out to be a pretty cool guy when he knew who i was. funny.

i love noobles and pumpkinbutt. what great cats....for real. theyre cats.

i tried to burn a cd, and it took three messed up cds to figure out that this compoooter is lame and you have to create a playlist and not just burn cds from a folder. who knows why. buti was angry that my "i love the biatch miz" wasnt working. man.

im done. bye.
 
     

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12:55pm 03/01/2006
  tomorrow is my bahhhday...my bahhh day....


my bee day

my bedai

my DAY OF BIZIRTH.

NO LIE.

buy me presents.......cash presents are great... checks made out to "Ali Konrady"

thanks.
 
     

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How To   
12:52pm 09/09/2005
  By Jinirin Price


How To Be A Konrady Sister:


Hmm...the definition of a Konrady Sister is as follows: You must at all times be ready for a great time! NO MATTER WHAT! At all times you must have your guard up against smelly yucky boys who try to steal your flower away. At all times you must be always wearing a smile...because to be honest as a konrady sister you never know when that smile of yours is changing someone's day into a better one. At all times you must be able to make fun of yourselves and one another. Especially when you say stoopid things and begin to stutter for no apparent reason. A Konrady sister is always there for you...no matter what. Whether she is holding your hand thru a tough day or just a simple text message that says how much she loves you and how lovely and worthy of love you are. A konrady sister always and forever will have a place in your heart. Because thats where they belong even when they are far far away...they will always be with you as a piece of you...as a place in ur heart. A Konrady changes your life so much that you never really know who and how you dealt with life without them. Because after they have touched your life once you are never the same again. As a Konrady sister you always ALWAYS have a camera...because you never know when its a great oppurtunity to see " the worlds LARGEST ESCALOTOR" or "a van on fire in the middle of the road". You just never really know...plus you always need a camera when your sisters are being attacked by huge rottweilers and instead of helping your there taking embarassing horriffic picures. haha! GAH! i love you all so much! im not sure what life will bring me when you leave for good. Just know that you both have changed my life drastically. As well as my Ali pants whom i love dearly. I cant wait till we see each other again and i can fit perfectly into Whitneys bossum...and talk about how "milk was a bad choice" with Lin-Dizzle. I will forever love our sleep-overs! nothing can take that away...and nothing can take away my love for you both! I hope/pray for many blessings to come forth into your lives...because baby you deserve it!
 
     

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12:40pm 09/09/2005
  so, first week of senior year..pretty good so far.
ive saved lives...ive created laughter...and i just pretty much rule all.

im in a class right now..AS WE TYPE. im TAing for rowe, and for somereason he went to go make copies of a paper, when thats my job..he just left. so im here. talking to you all.

for tonight, i am excited. first football game in washougal...(sp?)...and then a campout at my house with the ladies, and pouncy pants.

i took a shower the other day ,and come out and the door to the garage was open, so i thought i lost kitty somewhere in the garage, so i started freaking out because our garage door doesnt shut all the way ,so kitty could have gone outside. sooo...i look for a hour around the house, FREAKING OUT..and im balling and then i take the kitty food and shake the bag around the house, and STILL., kitty doesnt come. so i freak out more, and look again, and the little effer is in a hidden corner that i thought i looked in..but i didnt look far enough. shoot.

good story, thank you and good night.
 
     

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12:04am 22/08/2005
  so, im in salem now. and i have to say, im having a lot more fun than i expected. meeting giselle friends and having them say "you should move down here...". ha. nice kids.
i was really scared to stay here for as long as i am. its weird that shes my best friend but i havent hung out with her like this in what......3 years. we barely even talked..not even online ever. i was scared, but now im having fun.

i dont want two weeks to come. then whitney leaves....

but however lindsay comes. but then a week later, she leaves me.
what am i going to do with myself. i have no one when theyre gone. no one..NO ONE.
why would i have even CONSIDERED moving back, when i know they will be far from me. that kills me. alot.
i know my mom is going to drive me crazy. gahhh.
why did i leave fl. i had everything really. a job a house..that i didnt have to pay rent for, a car to get around, a cell phone. sisters. my kittys. turtles. i abandoned them. im pretty much a horrible mother.
im actually scared to start school. dad told me "you know what, youre going back and you think its going to be exactly the same, but it wont be. people change. things change. its goign to be different."
hes right. what if what i thought would make me happy, doesnt. im terribly scared of failing here. dangit. whyyyy.
 
     

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11:43pm 15/08/2005
 
mood: freaking angry
Life rule #1:
dont ever hook two friends up and brag about being "cupid" when in the end youre going to be a bitter, angry person. go find someone else to give you attention...jerk. geez.

Life Rule#2:
dont ever lend bad friends money, because they will never pay you back.
they will yell at you and be mean to you because they arent getting attention. they will take advantage of you and treat you as something little and insignifcant.

Life Rule #3:
konrady rules. if you have a problem with one of us, you have a problem with all of us...all of the "f*cking little sisters". you get the package deal. be excited.

Life Rule #4:
dont make up lies that say "everyone" has a problem, when the only person who has a problem is yourself. stop being gay.


and thus forth, the Rule of Life are concluded.

youre NOT everyone. youre one person with one thought. one angry thought because you arent getting the attention you want.
 
     

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04:34am 17/07/2005
  my friend max left me this comment on myspace...i was weirded out.

"Ali-"holocaust!"

me-"hahaha, that is such a funny word, hahaha"

Ali-"suffering!"

me-"hahaha, you crack me up Ali!""


weird, i know! so then..i go to his page, and ILL BE DARNED IF I DIDNT WRITE....

"if every word i said could make you laugh, id talk forever"...

haha. dang. i was so skurred at first.
 
     

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10:48pm 13/07/2005
  so wet n wild...AMAZING. FOR SURE.

konrady sister, kiki, and aaron. we rule, all yall. i had spikey legs, and aaron liked it...DONT DENY IT.

some HORRIBLE SISTERs laughed as their little sister tripped and fell. she was crying, and they just laughed. us good sisters wanted to punch those little "im too cool" sisters. I HATE BAD SISTERS. geez. then, they made her drag the suitcase thing with all their stuff. laaaame.

DISCO H2O OWNS ME. for life.

and now...off to the SLING SHOT....that thing that you strap in, and it SHOOTS YOU LIKE 100 FEET IN THE AIR...AAHHHHHHH SO EXCITED.
Fun time.

hanging out with mr.j and being cool.

i missed work today, i felt uber bad. i totally missed my alarm clock...so i woke up at 10:30.(i was supposed to wake up at 8..) and i called dad and appologized and felt bad...crap. i hate feeling bad.

i will bring back some ICKY ICKY PENNIES...for sana. i got your back baybay.
 
     

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12:44am 12/07/2005
  so, if anyone wants to be my LOVAH FO LYFE.....you can buy me the first and second season of boy meets world...or all that you can find.

if you REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE the konradys, you can buy ALL THE SEASONS OF are you afraid of the dark.

how grand that would be.
 
     

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06:59pm 10/07/2005
  I'M ACTUALLY THE HIDEOUS GIRL WITH THE POTATO FACE IN THE PICTURES.


it twuuuuuuuuuue.
 
     

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im too good to my sisters.   
06:25pm 10/07/2005
  so, i bought my sisters GREAT bday presents..
i made them wallets..and...CUSTOM KONRADY T SHIRTS.
who wants to see? )
im too awesome.
 
     

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my pretty dress   
06:07pm 10/07/2005
  i love this dress. i shall wear it to prom...next year. )
oh yay!
 
     

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picture time! oh yeah!   
05:17pm 10/07/2005
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its been a good week. )
 
     

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01:49am 07/07/2005
  so, this might sound crazy, but i bought my prom dress. haha

a little than a year early...
but hey, it was 75% off. YES A DEAL.

its beautiful. i wish i could wear it every day of my life. no lie.

no i just need a cute boy to go with my cute dress.
 
     

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08:39pm 04/07/2005
  its official.

july 27th. i fly out of orlando at 5 pm.

i hope to see everyone before i go. i do love the people i have met, and everyone that i work with. that saddens me.

ill see the rest of my life in three weeks.
 
     

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12:31am 04/07/2005
  i am in love with justin chatwin.

no lie.
 
     

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04:08am 03/07/2005
  so work was good. i made money, then paid my phone bill..so ended up with about twenty dollars left. haha

oh well. my kitty is too cute. how am i supposed to leave him here? i love him so much.

its weird that jason hardy is growing up....(even though i am too). does anyone else think that...and by anyone, i mean any other konradys.

weird.

tonight john the bouncer asked me if i am going to have a going away party. because if i did, he would DEFINATELY be there. i love that guy. seriously. i love everyone at work. i will miss them immensly.
i love dad. dont be sad dad. i love you.
 
     

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11:03pm 29/06/2005
  so, i just watched 'made: i want to be a rapper'. the boy was actually pretty cute.

im inspired. haha. i can spit the hot rhymes and dope threads.
fo real.
 
     

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03:04pm 29/06/2005
  why is it everytime i want to update, i press 'update journal' and it takes me back and says "without a backdated date blah blah blah you cannot post in the past" blah blah. but it totally has the right date and time on it. who knows...is this happening to anyone else? or am i just crazy and sezy?  
     

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